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"Dear birthday, happy Rajinikanth to you."

8:23 PM

Yes It is Rajinikant’s Bday today, he turns 63 Happy Birthday to him in his own style. The title of this post says it all.
Some Rajini jokes and oneliners I read today (from twitter)
  • Rajinikanth can judge a book by it’s cover.
  • Rajnikanth can watch the Radio !
  • Gmail’s email address gmail@rajnikanth.com
  • Rajini can strangle you with a cordless phone
  • Rajini can play Tequila shot in cricket.
  • Rajini can make calls from his iPod to his iPad
  • Rajini  knows what women really want.
  • Rajinikanth added Facebook as his friend.
  • Rajini can sign a cheque… and make the Bank bounce
  • Rajini can slam a revolving door
  • Tense cricket game. 24 runs needed off 1 ball. Rajini hit ball so hard it broke into four piece,each scored 6
  • Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
  • Rajinikanth doesn-t turn the lights ON.. He turns the dark OFF!
  • After chewing d pan rajni, spitted on a wall n 2day dat wall is called .. . . THE RED FORT..
  • Rajinikanth's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
  • I have got so many rajnikanth jokes on my mobile phone……..dat i dont require a charger now
  • Rajinikanth can fast forward live TV
  • The New symbol for Rupees is acutally Rajinikanth's Signature.
  • Rajnikanth's next movie is called Twitter. He plays 140 characters in it
  • The missing piece of the Apple Inc. logo was eaten by…….who else than RAJNI.
  • Once Superman made a bet with Rajni…….The loser had to wear underwear outside.
  • Why Rajnikanth have less hair ?? In old days people used to use them to Cut Diamonds !
  • Rajinikanth can divide by zero...!!!
  • Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds in his house!
  • Rajini can RETWEET his OWN Tweet :P
  • Rajini does not pay attention...attention pays him
  • When Rajnikant logs into twitter, twitter informs Rajnikant What’s happening!
  • Guinness Records requested Rajni to not compete,or their book wil be single line “All Records Won by Rajnikanth
  • Rajnikanth knows “Choli ke peeche kya hai”
  • Rajini can kill the Dead Sea
  • Rajnikanth built the hospital he was born in
This post is just a compilation of many tweets. Nothing is work of my creativity

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